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Symphonum - Prologue: 'Let there be light' Jecky, eager to satisfy His hunger, wrapped His Dark Helices around a nonspecific point within the entropy ravaged darkness which he resided. Tightening the helices protruding from his flesh, he began to shape and mould a singular point in space; turning it and compressing it until the point was a tightly packed pocket of matter.Symphonum - Prologue: 'Let there be light' by *ClanSoul
Drawing from the vast reserves of matter floating within His stomach like debris floating deep in a vast ocean, Jecky shot pieces of rock and gas through His tendrils of darkness and into the singularity. Immediately, it began to heat and expand, ripples of dust billowing outward as if a bullet had penetrated a plac
Josh Merchant's Lizard Fetish The doorbell rang, which was strange because lizards don't tend to have doors, or doorbells. The lizard shuffled to see who was calling at his house. Outside stood a tall fellow with long, curly hair, its blondity shimmering in the moonlight. In his hand, he held a pizza box.Josh Merchant's Lizard Fetish by *ClanSoul
"I have a pizza for you", said Josh, the pizza delivery man.
The lizard did not speak, because lizards do not speak. The lizard in question was a monitor lizard, famous for being big and having really deadly bacteria in their mouths.
"You have to pay for the pizza, lizard, or I will enter your pre
Me, again. by *ClanSoulmr sord and the grocery capers there once was a man called mr sordmr sord and the grocery capers by *ClanSoul
mr sord was a shops owner and had some shopes on the main street all of them were like the same shop
it was like a grocery shop chain which he had all lines up in a row for some reaons because i guess he was absent in that business class in school where they said having a chain of shops all in a row was a fucking stupid idea.
anyway he had this chain of shops and he sold groceries and dvd rental from all of them except the third one from the end which had a bit where you could sell old dvds and vhs tapes and shit instead of the dvd rental thing and i guess that was how he kept his stock up or whatever.
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Tired 
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DAPE
urhurhur....
INDEED!!!!
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I like my women like I like my whisky; twelve years old and kept in a barrel.
lolwut
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DAPE
urhurhur....
WHAT'S RED AND SITS IN THE CORNER
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I like my women like I like my whisky; twelve years old and kept in a barrel.
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DAPE
urhurhur....
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I like my women like I like my whisky; twelve years old and kept in a barrel.
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DAPE
urhurhur....
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I like my women like I like my whisky; twelve years old and kept in a barrel.
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Primgald! [A Pokemon/Redwall CYOA!]
I hated getting Surf in RBYFRLG.
And yes, it's VERY wank.
WAAAAANKKKK
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I like my women like I like my whisky; twelve years old and kept in a barrel.